He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
someone owes me an orgasm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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