eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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