I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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