My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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