No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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