Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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