i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we made out on top of his cat.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
