My sheets look like a crime scene.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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