you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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