quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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