My boss' voice literally gives me gas
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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