So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
