so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i've created a new STD.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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