Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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