you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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