so explain again why im purple
no
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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