Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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