It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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