one might say we're banned from that church
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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