we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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