I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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