is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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