I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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