Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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