Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think people are normalizing furries
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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