ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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