I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
