I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
