all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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