think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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