Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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