I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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