so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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