Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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