i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
