Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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