We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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