wanna go halves on a baby?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
either way he was missing a nipple.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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