Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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