it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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