it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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