Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she pinky promised me she was 18
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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