I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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