So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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