I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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