Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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