There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My ass is underappreciated
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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