guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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