dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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