How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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