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Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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