How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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